Waking up to telemarketers’ same old ditty

“Yes, ma’am, I’d like to get the fax number of Mr. Alex Veneracion.”

“Why? Where is this?”

“Ma’am, this is the [Something] Golf Leisure [something]…”

“Where did you get Alex’s number?”

“From the Golf Show, ma’am…”

“Miss, Alex is 14 years old and a she.”