EVEN if you’re very hungry… say, you haven’t eaten in two days… or say that, for medical reasons, you were prohibited from eating red meat for years and you’re just craving… Or, let’s just say you have a huge appetite… Can you finish a sandwich this big?
The photo above was an attachment in an e-mail sent by my brother-in-law, Sonny. It’s real, I tell you. It’s called the Quadruple Bypass Burger and you’ll find it in the menu of a restaurant in Chandler, Arizona, a hospital-themed joint where the waitresses are dressed like nurses. Well, kinda. They do wear nurses’ caps and a white dresses except that the dresses look more like blouses. Here’s another photo from the e-mail.
Here is the menu taken from the Heart Attack Grill website (there is no copyright notice so I’m applying fair use here).
Now, here’s a photo of the real thing (from the e-mail).
The weird thing is that the menu is supposed to be part of a DIET. I’m not pulling your leg. The place is called Heart Attack Grill and it has attracted media attention and trouble.
The success of Heart Attack Grill has been described as an anti-marketing strategy that works and a case of turning bad press into big business.
What do you think, huh? Are you buying?
I got this email too! The combination of the items they serve (including the nurses) really sounds like a cardiac delight. If it’s just the food, i’d be curious, it looks good – deadly probably, but good. If taste and not health was the only consideration, i’d eat anything! I remember seeing a restaurant being featured, somewhere in the US. They claimed that the food they served really tastes good, but is recommended for those in good health only. Caffeine and cigarettes are also available in most restaurants, but I guess this is the first where it is prominently displayed. I wonder what they will do if a customer actually has a heart attack while eating there.
If a customer suffers an adverse effect from the food, they can’t say they weren’t warned! At least the “medical staff” at the Grill disclose to their “patients” the likelihood of what their choices could result in.
That’s more than can be said for those in the real-world profession who often don’t offer up the same “informed consent” for those submitting to their invasive drugs, surgeries and vaccines.
As unhealthy as this restaurant’s food might seem, at least the customers know they’re not getting aspartame in their drinks, gmo vegetable oil in the fries and fake cheese on the burgers. (next time you order a pizza, ask the establishment what kind they use).
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/GiveMeABreak/comments?type=story&id=2661263
Oh an yes, i can finish that burger. I just need to find a nurse uniform for my wife.
There’s a new burger joint in A. Venue along Makati Avenue called Burger Avenue. They serve a burger, though not as big, it’s big enough….and if you can finish it in 5 minutes…it’s free!
You can finish that?? Wow. LOL I have trouble finishing a Brothers’ Burger. LOL
Oh my god I am having fantasies about it now hahahaha
Hungry or not, I can only go for the single bypass burger, and no fries. For dessert, I don’t mind having a fantasy or two …better take my antioxidant and energy pills first.
Two consecutive comments from males and both mention “fantasies.”
Which one — the burger or the waitresses??? LOL
Speedy, we need help with the burgers.
Jeez, I can finish it if it is a 100% beef.
In the meantime, if it is not my homemade 100% beef burger, it will be the Jollibee’s Champ.
(If those are the ones who’s going to serve me the bypass burger and I shut down, don’t blame the burger. He he he…)
hahahaha that’s for us to know and you to find out
Men. Men. Really…
Okay, just to tilt the scale a little towards our favor- women can fantasize about burgers too. I know I do! This is going to keep me up nights while I think about how I can reformat our home menu (arrgghh! we’re trying to eat healthy!) to sneak in this delight. And while we’re at it, I think my feet are itching to go places… Burger Avenue, here I come!
You know, I wonder if the bottom half of the burger doesn’t get soaked in grease and steam within seconds from sandwich assembly. Those patties and all the condiments must be darn heavy! How come the bread underneath doesn’t get squished? ANd you have to have a Jim Carrey mouth to bite into it. LOL
Oh my. god. I couldnt ever eat that. Even the single bypass is too heavy for me. And imagine all that oil….ahhhhh! *runs*